Serves: 1 mega-corporation (or 0.003% of the population) Prep time: 70 years of lobbying
Ingredients:
10,000 hectares of monoculture.
3 hedge funds (substitute with generational wealth if easier).
A handful of loopholes.
A tank of pesticide (the bigger the better).
100 small farmers.
A splash of greenwash.
A dash of PR.
Method:
Take your hedge funds and mix them together with as much land as possible. Don’t worry if you’re not actually a farmer - the CAP system won’t notice!
Heat small farmers over low income until they jump out of the pot. We only want to be left with a few so they don’t disturb the main dish.
Add your monocultures and chemical inputs and stir until the soil is lifeless. Sprinkle your greenwash in now to boost the flavour.
Stick it all in a strong and opaque roasting tin. This part is key - the less the outside world sees of our dish while it’s cooking, the better!
Ready to serve! As one of the few mega farms in Europe, you will now receive most of the CAP subsidies.
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